Wednesday, 12 September 2012
The charity auction has now raised £396 for Animal Aid. I'm rather pleased with this sum and wish to extend my gratitude to those who have made bids so far!
But remember: you don't have to bid a sum higher than those already bid. A minimum bid of $25 will secure you a copy of the book and a place as a gladiator in the novel, provided nobody else comes along and trumps your bid. Only the six highest bids will become gladiators; if you are seventh you won't be a gladiator but you won't lose any money.
And if you have already pre-ordered the book, the sum you spent on buying it will be deducted from your bid, so you won't lose out!
Click on this link to Meteor House to get involved...
Today's style of gladiator is called the "existentialist". It's good at fighting itself. Here you can see me at auto-fisticuffs. In the red corner, we have me... and in the blue corner, we have me... Even if I lose, I win! Conversely, if I win, I also lose! That's life.
Tuesday, 11 September 2012
So the auction got off to a hopping start: a hopping start is like a flying start but further back in the history of evolution...
Monday, 10 September 2012
Today is the first day of the STRINGENT STRANGE charity auction! If you want to be a gladiator in my new novel (due out soon from Meteor House) then why not bid for the chance?
The auction will continue until September 16th and the six highest bidders will appear in the book fighting a famous writer to the death (you may choose which writer you want to fight!)...
The monies raised from this auction will go to Animal Aid, so your fictional death will help to safeguard real life. For more details and the chance to make a bid please click on this link to the publisher's website.
In this photo you can see me dressed as a typical gladiator. With bin bag tunic; orange frisbee shield; bucket helmet; and mop lance... Total cost of outfit: about £3.50
WHY BE A SADIATOR? BE A GLADIATOR!!